Dave, Jimmy, Kelsey, Chachi, Gandhi, and Patrick
Dave Kaelin has been married since he was 5, has 3 kids, 85 pets, and loves Battlestar Gallactica. He is a dork. Carrie married him out of pity, and is still trying to find a way out. He is the woman of his household, and a dropout of Edinboro University.
Jimmy Jam is freshly married to a woman named jana who is FAR too hot for him, proving that he has a REALLY BIG...bank account...He lives the bar scene, hates almost everybody, and loves reality TV. Jimmy is obsessed with everything 80's, from the music to female grooming habits.
Kelsey Webb is from Youngstown, Ohio. She's a vegetarian who appreciates a gallery opening or a good poetry reading...OK, not really, she actually watches
The Hills then naps. Kelsey is really a brunette who has never seen her natural hair color.
Chachi was once a world-renowned chef living the life in NYC! Then he decided he wanted a job that paid 1/50 the money and earned him even less respect...that's when he found us! He owns more guns than underwear and we are fairly sure he is on the run from the law.
Gandhi is extremely short with freakishly long arms. She has a crazy obsession with q-tips, toothpicks, and men with long hair. She comes to us fro Miami, Florida and is our ambassador to Hip-Hop. She also loves
Jeopardy!, reading encyclopedias,a nd frolicking around the world...oh yeah, and she is the great-grandaughter of Mohandas K. Gandhi.
Patrick has starred in such classics as the
American Idol reject roll, and
The Price Is Right! There are no words in the English language to describe patrick, just stay tuned...
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